2020 Humor…We Need It

The struggle will continue in 2021 but their are some things to consider as we close the door on one of the most challenging years of our lifetime.

The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

2019…..Stay away from negative people

2020…..Stay away from positive people.

The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog. We had a good laugh.

“After my business breakfast, I’ll be going directly to the office.”

Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars and keep men at home.

I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 10-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.

Just a little bit of humor to end 2020……